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172 White Cards, 60 Black Cards

Battōga Against Humanity

Basic Rules

To start the game, each player draws five white cards.
Choose someone to be the Leader, and they draw a black card.
The Leader reads the question or fill-in-the-blank phrase on the black card out loud. Everyone else answers the question or fills in the blank by passing one white card, face down, to the Leader.
The Leader then shuffles all the answers and reads each card combination out loud to the group. The Leader should re-read the black card before presenting each answer, adjusting grammar as needed. Finally, the Leader picks the funniest play, and whoever submitted it gets one point.
After the round, a new player becomes the Leader and everyone draws back up to five white cards.

Pick 2

Some black cards have two blanks. To answer these, each player plays two white cards in combination.
IMPORTANT: Arrange them in the order that the Leader should read them—play the first card face down, and then play the second card face down on top of it.

Additional rules and cards can be found at cardsagainsthumanity.com

25 year old dogs	A bear the size of a house	A family dinner, Koga dog style	A good parent character
A lightning strike	A moustached wolf	A ripped 10 year old kid	A sad backstory
A scythe	A strong female character	A very fluffy friend	Ability to cross the ravine
Abusive parents	Accidental cannibalism	Akakabuto's missing eye	Alien Butt Worms
An absolutely shredded left arm	An entire pack containing no females and still maintaining numbers over the 50s	An ever increasing number of scars	An official English dub
An old character returning	Animal abuse	Another purebred wild dog	Arc where all the characters do is hunt food for their ever growing numbers
Bear meat	Bears	Becoming a frozen statue	Being able to hold your breath while swimming
Being carried by the wind	Being caught in a blizzard	Being the lone female character	Ben & Cross
Ben's wonky vision	Beware of Doog	Blowing up Gajō	Booby
Borzoi winged eyeliner	Characters noted for having stripes visibly NOT having stripes	Characters with unique breeds	Chutora's mate
Chutora's one remaining son	ComicsOne English GDW translation	Coming back from the dead	Confused by Smith's gender
Cross' first litter	Curing blindness	Cursed GDW still frames	Danish DVD covers
Derp Gin	Disproportionate sizes	Dog hairdoos	Dog wheelchair
Dog-eating boars	Dogs in armor	Dogs punching other dogs	Dogs using human tools
Fading into obscurity	Fart jokes	Finnish John	Forgetting you have a son
Fuji's secret skills	GDW pachinko machine	GDW's final episode budget	Gender inequality: dog style
Getting a sickle stuck in your eye	Gin's disappearing stripes	Gin's unnamed siblings	Giving birth during a battle
Giving yourself a nickname	Gohē feeding Riki his leg	Gohē's training	Green Cross
Grilled Kurojaki	Hakuro's green nose	Hakuro's laugh	Hidetoshi's magic cure
Hidetoshi's trophy collection	Hook's name being "fuck" in script notes	Horse legs	Hōgen's shit
Hyena's elephant ears	I AM Sirius! And don't call me Shirley!	Infiltrating the enemy ranks	Jerome and Kyōshirō replacing John and Akame
Jerome's missing ear	Jumping into a burning building	Jyōshirō	King Woof-Woof
Kisaragi's numerous sons	Kite's enhanced arms	Kurotora's mate	Kyōshirō's eye makeup
Letting Yoshihiro Takahashi retire	Losing your eyesight at the worst possible time	MANLY HOWLING	Magic scarves
More bears	More tail wagging	Multiple characters surviving falling off a cliff	Murder baboons
New characters getting the spotlight	Ninja dogs	Ōu Soldiers	Old man Smith's missing leg
Original audio being heard behind dubbed audio	Overly muscular dog pectorals	Pacifism	Pink Dragon the Rainbow Warrior
Plot armor	Poisonous spikes	Poorly animated episodes of GDW	Ragdoll Weed
Rainbow Thai manga covers	Real males	Recycled animation	Replacing "man" with "male" in every sentence
Requiring your newborn puppy to hunt for you	Reverse character development	Robotic hind legs	Rocket's giraffe neck
Running across the nation	Running around in circles and screaming for intimidation	Sasuke with a gun	Sasuke's small black eyes
Secret technique	Sexism	Sharing a cave	Sibling bickering
Sirius X Monsoon	Slowly declining art quality	Sniper stuck in a tree	Sniper with a German accent
Sniper's fragile ego	Snow in summer	Space worms	Striving for Justis
Swimming across the raging sea	Taking a break	Talking to God	The Battōga being nerfed
The Elder's anime/manga counterpart	The Ginga Bus	The Kai Brothers	The Void
The Wolf Arc	The ability to kill birds with the power of thought	The ball-snatcher	The main characters not saying a word until several episodes in
The new Akita being mostly Kishu actually	The only daughter dies	The power of friendship	The way Akame greets his visitors
Too many characters	Too many white dogs	Translating half of the character names	Tree jumping
Turning a character into a marketable plushie	Turning into a sawblade	Unnatural markings	Unusually high purebred diversity
Violence	Weed (the dog)	Weed (the drug)	Weed (the plant)
Weed clones	Weed sustaining a deadly wound and coming out unscathed	Weed's parenting	Wilson's unexpected appearance with no backstory
Wolves becoming a rock formation	Wolves in armor	Worm onion	Yoshihiro Takahashi
"You have your father's ___," said Fuji.	Akame has come up with a new tactic to defend the sacred texts: ___.	All they needed to defeat Akakabuto was ___.	Breaking news! The next Ginga series has been announced! It's called Ginga Densetsu ___.
Genba wouldn't have killed 3 of Chutora's sons if it wasn't for ___.	Gohē has reworked his training methods, now he includes ___ as part of the training.	Hey everyone! It's ___, one of Kisaragi's 19 sons!	Hidetoshi's trophy collection now includes ___.
If Daisuke didn't have access to a bow, he'd have gotten ___ instead.	If Ginga had a beach episode, it would include ___.	If Riki hadn't asked for his troops to gather males, he'd have asked for ___ instead.	In a time of crisis, ___ has provided the dogs the ability to survive.
Instead of Akame's trap taking away your eyesight, it takes away ___ instead.	Instead of retconning the Wolf arc, Yoshihiro Takahashi should have used ___.	It wouldn't be Ginga without ___.	It's that time of the year when the dogs gather together to celebrate ___.
Kisaragi's newest litter has brought us ___.	My mission was to bring back ___! I'll accomplish this mission by sacrificing my own life!	Oh, you've heard of Ginga? My favourite thing is ___.	One of the long lost Battōgas in the Wolf Arc that we never got to see was called ___ Battōga.
Riki has now ordered all able-bodied males to ___.	The Battōga is a special attack only used by ___.	The Four Heavenly Kings of ___	The Ginga series finally ends when ___.
The best way to invade Gajō is with ___.	The newest trio in the series is noted for ___.	The next wave of merchandise brings us ___ and ___.	The real message was the friends we made along the way, and of course ___.
The real reason Riki stayed behind while his soldiers gathered comrades is ___.	The series could use a bit more ___ to spice it up every now and then.	The technique they don't tell you about: ___.	The very power-hungry ___.
The villain of the next arc will include ___ and ___.	The whole series could have been avoided if ___.	To get out of trouble, the characters have to use ___.	To make the series more child friendly, we have opted to remove ___.
Turns out, all Akakabuto really wanted was ___.	What's the best way to improve an arc? ___ of course!	Wilson never told much about what went on in the circus, but its main attraction was ___.	Yoshihiro Takahashi's next manga will feature ___.
Zetsu Tenrō ___	___ and ___, truly a match made in heaven.	___ had the saddest death.	___ summoned Hyena back from the dead.
___, also known as ___.	___, you are my father!	___: The Shooting Star	How did Riki survive the fall?
How will Riki make a male out of you?	What did Noah see in space?	What does "Densetsu" really mean?	What happened to Chutora?
What is the rarest Ginga merch?	What is the real reason Gin left home?	What sent the lightning bolt that killed Hōgen?	What was in those secret texts Akame protected?
What would Sakura have named Weed?	What's the best way to die with dignity?	Who is the ACTUAL main character of the series?	Why do some of the characters have black eyes?